17 How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo

Hank tries to teach Bobby about the Alamo after discovering that the new history textbooks in school contain pop history including a chapter focusing on the Tejano queen Selena — and things get worse when Hank's plans for an Alamo play include a director who wants to portray the American force as a bunch of drunken, doped-up, slave-owning, prostitute-loving cowards. Meanwhile, Nancy gets a Flat Stanley doll in the mail, and Peggy and Luanne put it through dangerous scenarios to teach kids about safety.